Holyagnostic was stunned today when a phone call was made to another one of those HUGE banking institutions. The toll free number was answered on the third ring by a REAL person who was located in the United States and spoke easily understood English. There was not a computer digitalized voice anywhere to be found.
The call was generated by the need to have info that is usually given with a contact to their web site. That source was down for maintenance. Holy, with the residual fear and trepidation remaining from his earlier wrestling with a telephone tree that originated from at least the fourth ring of Dante's Inferno, dialed the number found on the back of his credit card.
Diane's greeting included her wish that the bank's card was the one that Holy would prefer to use whenever there was a choice. When Holy mentioned that he was calling because the web site was down, Diane added "reward points" to his account because of the inability to provide the web service to him. She quickly provided the information Holy wanted and took the action that he needed to be made.
All of this comes from a company that gives Holyagnostic an interest free loan for a month and the convenience of never having to carry cash. Holy almost asked Diane to marry him.
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